Thanksgiving Menu 2009

I am in charge of Thanksgiving dinner every year.
Last year, I started planning a month in advance. typical of me.
This year with the move to NC and work hecticalities, I am left with today and tomorrow.

I have decided to serve faux turkey this year. as a secret!

THANKSGIVING MENU 2009:
Gardein faux turkey roast with cranberry mushroom stuffing.
Spinach Gruyeye Cheese Puff Pastry
Green Bean Mushroom Casserole
Marinated Butternut Squash
Bacon Brussel Sprouts
Mashed Ginger Yam Pastry Cups
Jalapeno-Cilantro Mashed Potato & Beets

Stay Tuned For Pictures!

"gobble gobble, because i am still alive!"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE

Gay or Not: Waiter at Busboys & Poet

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Wedding Crashers

Inspired by the Hollywood blockbuster hit.

Jinna and I recently joined meetup.com, because we are getting sick and tired of going to the same dive bar every weekend.

I came across this.
A wedding reception invitation from two people I've never met.

Via gchat...

Me: We need to crash their wedding.
Jinna: We should SOOOOO crash it.
Jinna: wait, does this mean we are losers?
Me: uhm, did Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn look like losers?
Me: I didn't think so.

We are so crashing it.

BOYS STATUSES

ID01: Not talking anymore. Decided to ignore all future communications.
ID02: Not talking anymore. Told him that he was too immature, and it wasn't going to work out.
ID03: Not talking anymore. Not interested.

I officially have 0% trace of testosterone in my life.
I feel liberated.
I feel amazing.
It's going to be a good season.

Fuck yeah! I'm single!

Wanted: Podophilist [Foot Fetishist]

In the car with my best friends...

Janet: Did you guys read about the guy with the foot fetish on craigslist?
Jinna & Me: ....no....
Janet: ...HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA..laughing to herself.
Me: How does a foot fetish work?
Jinna: You know, they just like to lick it and rub it and stuff.
Me: Do they use it as a penis?
Janet & Jinna: .....what...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!
5 minutes later...
Janet & Jinna: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA...

Celebrities with Podophilia:
Britney Spears
Tommy Lee
Marilyn Monroe
Elvis Presley
Rosie O'Donnell [Let's not think about that]
Jack Black

Well, do you use it as a penis?
Thanks in advance.

That's some O'Donnell shit right there.
Lesbionic Pedophilia

Highest Unemployment Rate, MY ASS.

What an insensitive post.
I agree.
It's my blog, so SUCK IT.
Now, I will add a cute emoticon to balance out the vulgarity. ^o^

Being a crazy busy body with a full-time job and going to school, I decided to get a part-time job.
I craiglist shopped and found some amazingly popular places in DC.
Took a half day and went around there and applied for four places.

1. Busboy and Poets - VERY popular & famous
They were having a open house. I completed the application and the worksheet test that came with the application. Yes, there was a worksheet test that consisted of wine/alcohol and basic server etiquette knowledge. I was interviewed by the spanish Maurice. We chatted about the food network, going green and why I deserved to work there. Got a call yesterday for a second interview. Went in today and I'm hired. Orientation is on Monday, 4:30PM. Bring two forms of ID and dress "cute".

2. Blackfinn American Saloon - Fancy bar and grill.
I went in there, the place wasn't open but I could tell they were already doing training for hired servers and bartenders. I filled out an application, chatted with the operating partner for literally 5 mins. He then said, "Alright! Well, come over to this table and we can sign your life away." That was it, I had a job. A job that will pay pretty well, esp being right down in the smack of downtown DC.

3. Creme Cafe - VERY popular
I went in for an application along with 20 others. I was the first one to talk to the general manager, where he simply said that today was just to put a face to a name and that people will be called for an interview. We chatted 3-5 minutes, he told me about how booming the neighbourhood is becoming. I was called today and have an interview tomorrow at 5:15PM.

4. Masa14 - Will be amazing.
Grand opening is at the end of September. The venue is no where close to being done. It is a collaboration project between two very well known chef in Washington DC; Richard Sandoval of Zengo and Kaz Okochi of Kaz Sushi Bistro. It will be posh. It will be expensive. I went in for an application. Had a 2 minutes chat, and was told that interviews will be held next week. Hopefully I'll get a call.

I've concluded that people are just lazy.
Take a half day (or even a full day considering you are unemployed), walk around your city/town and find a job.
It's not hard.
I had found at least three (potentially 4).

Little Boy Tendencies

Alright, before you freak out and report me to old-men-who-loves-little-boys.com,
HEAR ME OUT.

I was talking to one of my very few best girlfriends today and we reminisced our trip to OBX last year, only to list out all the things I've done that resembled a 9 year old boy.

1. I like to sleep really close to people and put my legs on others next to me.
2. I wake up obscenely early in the morning to play Pokemon Diamond on my Nintendo DS Lite; with the background music on to annoy the sleeping ones.
3. I brought in a dead crab, that ended up rotting by the bed side table and stunk up the whole room. Everyone febrezed every 5 minutes, and had no idea until the last day. I forgot about it.
4. I like to wake people up really early in the morning just for fun.
5. I am really hypered before bed.
6. I run from old, creepy looking people in the dark, literally.

Being an early 20s female, I'd say that these characteristics are unfortunately inappropriate.

Never google "Little Boys" like I did for this picture.